Sunday, December 29, 2013

Life Lessons at 30 From the Satirist

hey hey hey

it's me again

and i'm ready for a nice heaping of humble pie

crow just doesn't taste as good, but i've had both

today is my 30th birthday, and it feels the same as most of my past birthdays -

of course, number 21 holds a significant meaning as do all of the others.

i have learned a lot over the course of the aforementioned time in my life, such as:

love everyone with everything you have in you, even if your friends are jerks sometimes;

respect the one you are with

notice above the word one is not "ones"

smile daily and take time to enjoy life

allow the inner kid to come out to play - often

save more than just money; a rough economy can really affect friendships, too

follow the mantra from the hyundai commercial and drive your way

appreciate sage advice given, and be willing to listen

stay vigilant of your surroundings because no one likes being blindsided

praise the Lord with every ounce of breath in your bones

be thankful of everything and everyone

forgiveness is wonderful quality to have and grow into

former classmates and coworkers, childhood buddies, and exes are important people too;
otherwise they would not have entered my life at the junctures they met my sorry behind in

satire is a really fun way to convey my thoughts

contrary to what jay-z claimed, 30 is NOT the new 20; it's still the same ol' 30

til then

omg?!!!

the kid business needs me again

save money, live better at walmart

everybody is somebody at jacksonville high

and everywhere else, so you're included

ta ta

gotta run

love peace and daddy wave grease from the red dax can

smile and laugh a lot

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